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Click here to download. This version comes with Rosco P. Coltrane!

Now this is purdy cool… the guys behind the retro-styled Octane Radio Network have set up something called Greaser TV, which they’re plugging as “Internet TV for Greasers. Lots of Hot Rods, Vintage Drag Racing and Car Show Footage, Pin-ups, Rockabilly and Surf Bands, Traditional Hot Rods and Customs only!! No Billet or IMPORT CRAP.” They’re even letting anyone upload their own crazy car kulture videos to it and if you do so by Feb. 1st you automatically get a free CD! Whoop-whoop!!

Now why they don’t just turn this thing into an actual video podcast is a real head-scratcher. Oh well. Enjoy it for what it is, I reckon!

Security Briefs! Just $7.95!! I’ve gotta admit, if I were a burglar I think the LAST place I’d reach my hand inside to check for some loot would be a pair of skidmarked tighty-whiteys.

Disgustingly Funny Dirty Security Underwear Safe

Dirty Security Underwear Safe Features:

• Secret pouch with a fastener to keep your stash in place.
• The realistic “skid mark” will keep others from touching them.
• Not even the most hardened criminals have the balls to rile through dirty under garments.

Are you afraid of the family jewels being taken from the family safe? Put them where no burglar has gone before, a pair of skid marked underpants. Now you see the genius of the Security Briefs, anti-theft protection masquerading as your dirty tighty whiteys.

Not meant for wearing, but if you really want to know the size, we would say it’s between a Small and Medium sized men’s underwear. Security Briefs are Disgustingly Funny. Secretly concels your valuables stash. Has Skid-Mark Technology to ensure no one will touch these things so your valuables are safe. Great Gag Gift!

Liquid Ass Spray! Just $5.99!! I dunno, I must’ve missed these TV ads. Check out the description:

Liquid Ass is an overwhelming, stinky, funny prank product. Once unleashed, this power packed, super concentrated liquid begins to evaporate filling the air with a genuine, foul butt crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poo. The funny pranks you can pull with Liquid ASS are unlimited. Watching the facial grimaces of people and hearing their comments about the part your hair, gagging stench will have you laughing until it hurts.

The next time you have the urge for a funny prank or if you just need to get the party started, reach for a bottle of Liquid Ass.

Anyway, just look at this feedback:

• You’ve replicated the smell of human excrement perfectly.
• This STUFF is AWESOME for pranks and a less than lethal weapon!!
• You guys should get a Nobel prize for this!
• Liquid ASS has greatly exceeded my expectations.
• I now know what it would smell like if I stuck my head in the colon of a rotting corpse.
• Liquid Ass seems to smell “hot”, like really fresh shit . . .
• The best part of Liquid Ass is the fact that no one can find a source.
• All pranksters should have this in their arsenal.
• I and the other 2 girls I work with have been pretty much peeing our pants with laughter.
• Liquid Ass to me is now ranked among the greatest inventions of all time.
• It combines both a bona fide turd smell with the gaseous effects of a noxious fart bomb.

I swear, some of these really make me laugh… right before I delete them. Here are a couple I got today on the GaragePunk.com blog:

Jennifer Aniston Nipple
Two hundredbucks my dick.
I just before the author.
It.
My dick.

Microcurrent Facial Toning
She had agreed earlier he,
reaching for her car,
and dark his.

It’s a slow afternoon at work today, so I’m bored and decide to try and find out what other Jeff Kopps are out there making the world a better place, including some Web URLs with my name in ‘em. This is kinda fun… your mileage may vary, though.

• www.jeffkopp.com
• www.jeffreykopp.com
• www.kopper.com
• Jeff Kopp on Wikipedia
• Jeff Kopp on the IMdB
• 10 Things You Should Know About Jeff Kopp

That’s right, motherfuckers. I’m a man of the past, living in the present, walking in the future.

OK, that’s enough.

My new social network on GaragePunk.com seems to have gotten the attention of Ning.com’s CEO.

This week’s Website of the Week award goes to the Gateway Hogs (or, to be more precise, Gateway to the West Harley Davidson H.O.G. Chapter #1337)! These lovable local Harley-riding dorks really know how to put together a website for their club. Makes me think it’s 1996 all over again.

Highlights:

• Check out the guy with the red shirt in the picture on the front page. Here’s a guy who should be wearing probably a 2XL vest, and it appears all he could find was maybe a medium. Way to go, champ!
• The backgrounds. Although I have to admit it’s hard to top the flashing lightning background on the “Event Photos” page, I think my favorite would have to be the shot of the hallway (WTF?) on the Chili Dump/Bingo ‘07 page.
• And all of that text that looks like clickable links (like on the events page)? Nah, no such luck, pal. The webmaster just likes to underline stuff to confuse the rest of you hoosiers! Nyuck, nyuck!
• And what’s a website without this amazing graphic?

I have “Digg This!” links that appear on every podcast entry on the GaragePunk.com blog. These are added automatically through my FeedBurner feed. They work great for adding these podcast entries to Digg, but there’s a problem with that. You see, I already have my podcast registered on the Digg Podcast Directory, so I was hoping that, by adding the “Digg This!” link on my podcast posts, when people clicked them they would add diggs to those podcast entries that already exist on Digg’s Podcast Directory (which get added there automatically via the RSS feed). The problem is, when someone diggs one of those posts from my site, instead of Digg automatically finding the other entry for this podcast on its Podcast Directory, it instead insists upon adding the item as a separate story. The next page after that (“Are You Sure It’s Not a Duplicate?”) may give you some possible duplicates, but none of them happen to be the very same post found in the Podcast Directory!

When someone diggs a podcast post from the source site, Digg should be able to find and match that up with the podcast post already on its directory instead of creating a new “news” item for it, should it not? How else would people be able to digg items in their Podcast Directory?

Feel free to try this out for yourselves to see what I mean:

Here’s the URL of my last show as it appears in Digg’s podcast section:
http://digg.com/podcasts/GaragePunk_Podcast/679314

And here is the URL of the news item that Digg created separately for the very same item:
http://digg.com/music/Savage_Kick_43

Any help from Digg on fixing this issue would be greatly appreciated! Please CLICK HERE to digg this article!

Thanks,
kopper
GaragePunk.com

I decided to ditch the old St. Louis Area Mopars WordPress blog (it wasn’t getting updated very often, anyway) and redirect the domain name to a new social network that I just created for the club at Ning.com. This follows similar networks that Bill Streeter and I have set up for our respective websites, Lo-Fi Saint Louis (The Circuit) and GaragePunk.com (The Hideout). If you live in the St. Louis area and want to join, go right ahead! You don’t need to own a Mopar automobile to join, but it helps if you have an appreciation for them. See you on the network!