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I’ve been searching high and low, but I do believe that I have FINALLY found something uglier than that new Missouri license plate. Halleluja!

(And isn’t it ironic that both of them feature graphics of birds that look like found clipart?)

I like beer. It makes me a jolly good fellow
I like beer. It helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow (makes him feel mellow)
Whiskey’s too rough, champagne costs too much, vodka puts my mouth in gear
This little refrain should help me explain, as a matter of fact, I like beer
(he likes beer)