Liquid Ass Spray! Just $5.99!! I dunno, I must’ve missed these TV ads. Check out the description:
Liquid Ass is an overwhelming, stinky, funny prank product. Once unleashed, this power packed, super concentrated liquid begins to evaporate filling the air with a genuine, foul butt crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poo. The funny pranks you can pull with Liquid ASS are unlimited. Watching the facial grimaces of people and hearing their comments about the part your hair, gagging stench will have you laughing until it hurts.
The next time you have the urge for a funny prank or if you just need to get the party started, reach for a bottle of Liquid Ass.
Anyway, just look at this feedback:
- You’ve replicated the smell of human excrement perfectly.
- This STUFF is AWESOME for pranks and a less than lethal weapon!!
- You guys should get a Nobel prize for this!
- Liquid ASS has greatly exceeded my expectations.
- I now know what it would smell like if I stuck my head in the colon of a rotting corpse.
- Liquid Ass seems to smell “hot”, like really fresh shit . . .
- The best part of Liquid Ass is the fact that no one can find a source.
- All pranksters should have this in their arsenal.
- I and the other 2 girls I work with have been pretty much peeing our pants with laughter.
- Liquid Ass to me is now ranked among the greatest inventions of all time.
- It combines both a bona fide turd smell with the gaseous effects of a noxious fart bomb.
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Thais funny, but my ass makes that smell naturally–for free!
OK, so the next time I wanna stink up someone’s office here at work should I just call you and have you come over? Nah, it’d be easier just to buy a bottle of this stuff.
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