Wordpress Comment Spam Haiku, Pt. 1

I swear, some of these really make me laugh… right before I delete them. Here are a couple I got today on the GaragePunk.com blog:

Jennifer Aniston Nipple
Two hundredbucks my dick.
I just before the author.
It.
My dick.

Microcurrent Facial Toning
She had agreed earlier he,
reaching for her car,
and dark his.